Tropical Storm Lee has been a slacker in these parts. Or the anti-moisture force field protecting my grass from precipitation is stronger than I'd guessed. The guys at the National Weather Service are probably holding a meeting right now: "There it is again, see? The storm reaches these coordinates and just ... parts and goes around."
... Of course, it started raining 45 minutes after I posted this. Still, although the yard got decently soaked, Lee was a bust.