Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Can't possibly be true

But, hey, it's Alabama:
Bill Johnson (R), who ran for governor of Alabama last year, "has a secret life as a sperm donor for lesbian couples -- even though he has campaigned against gay marriage," the New Zealand Herald reports.

Johnson has used the "online persona 'chchbill' to meet women who want help to get pregnant. Under that persona, he has discussed making donations to at least nine women without the knowledge of his family in the US."

"Three of the women are now pregnant, and Johnson has assisted another three with donations in the past month."
This is broken by New Zealand media, as Johnson has apparently been doing disaster-relief work there, in addition to his other "work":
The Herald on Sunday approached Johnson on Thursday at a restaurant in Christchurch where he had just finished dining with one of the women he had successfully impregnated.

He said the urge to become a biological father was "a need that I have".
All God's children got needs.

N.b. that Johnson was not a terribly serious candidate in the GOP primary.


  1. I read about this on TPM. Too weird for words.

  2. Maybe he's spreading his heterosexual genes. It's mission work, of a sort.

  3. That was my thought, A. Or maybe it just makes a really good excuse to justify his porn...

  4. Good thinking there. "Honey, I'm not just looking at lesbian porn pix, I am searching for sperm recipients!"

    ... Actually, if his wife is anything like my wife, he would probably be *better* off just being caught looking at lesbian porn. Not that I've ever done that.