In Texas we teach both creationism and evolution, because I figure you’re smart enough to figure out which one’s right.-- Gov. Rick Perry, describing his state's cutting-edge educational technique of teaching students both truth and lies in order to discern which ones are intelligent enough to figure which is which.
... Evolution "has some gaps in it," Perry explained. As compared to ... creationism? General relativity? The standard model? The history of the U.S. as presented in Texas schoolrooms?