"I think God understands, and we must as well."

If you've expended your NYT clicks for the month, try the new parody site. For instance.

Tony Perkins, head of the Washington-based “Focus on the Family” conservative lobbying organization, said today in a statement that while male homosexuality is still an affront to God and a threat to Western Civilization, female homosexuality may be acceptable in some contexts, as long as the women in question were young, physically attractive, and wearing high heeled shoes.

Of course, he finds Biblical support in Leviticus.